Shark Jumping Presents: Glee!

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released May 1, 2015

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Track Name: Frenemies
Something has stayed within me
For most of the running time
I play a bitchy diva
That I guess you're supposed to like

And I am your competition
That you will most likely beat
Because your contract says
You get more songs than me

I think we'll have to become frenemies
It isn't right, but I guess we're frenemies
The stupid plot has made us frenemies
Cause girls can't get along

I'm gonna belt my heart out
Like every time before
Although you take it all
For some reason I still want more

I'm stuck with second fiddle
While you live fantasies
Of being/I'll be more famous
Than Barbara or Celine

It isn't right, but I guess we're frenemies
The stupid plot has made us frenemies
I think we'll have to become frenemies
Cause girls can't get along

It isn't right, but I guess we're frenemies
The stupid plot has made us frenemies
I think we'll have to become frenemies
Cause girls can't get along
Track Name: Please Stop the Singing
Just another song
One where you can sing along
Jukebox musicals playing everywhere

Gleeks create a cult
For this Kids Bop for adults
Jukebox musicals and I don't care

These singers play to crowded rooms
With so much freaking autotune
Making records since 2009
They go on and on and on and on

Ears are breaking
Every time a song breaks out
Fourth walls crumbling on my screen
Adult actors
Trying to look half their age now
I just can't take more of this glee

Then we magically break away
To another time and place
Is any of this real or fake? Oh, who the hell cares?

No one wins, this is junk
We've turned into The Chipmunks
And the music never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Please stop the singing
It doesn't do anything
It's too painful
Please stop the singing
Just stop
It's too painful
Please stop